Intel

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I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

Building

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Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Phin Atic

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You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Oh, ow! Now, look here, my good man. And the hat. She's a witch! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Why do you think that she is a witch?

Tube

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Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. With gusto. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Tuk Tuk Terror

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Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. With gusto. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Intel

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She also liked to shut up! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Who am I making this out to? I […]

Sports

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I've opened a door here that I regret. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. No… but I'd like to be asked! We just call it a sausage. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Intel

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I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm a monster. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm half machine. I'm a monster.

Thymes Catalog

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That's why you always leave a note! I'm afraid I just blue myself. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.